Make a Display Stand for Printables

I have teens and tweens, and I’m always trying to find ways to give them tidbits of advice without lecturing or inducing eye rolls.  One of my current favorite methods is adding inspirational printables into my home decor as a sort of sneaky subliminal message. I change them out every few weeks for a fresh look and a new message.  Making a display stand for printables (with a clip to … Continue reading →

Funny Chocolate Bunny Printables-Kiss Labels

"Bite Me" Chocolate Candy Jar with free printable candy labels. Hilarious! |

Nom, chomp, munch munch munch.  Ears first!  Doesn’t everyone eat their chocolate bunnies that way?  I’m celebrating this Easter favorite with some bunny bite art and a bit of snark to go with it.  Download these Funny Chocolate Bunny Printables later in the post and add them to some chocolate kisses for a silly spring gift.     These sweet little labels (see what I did there?) are designed to … Continue reading →

Beaded Bottle Stoppers and Holiday Wine Tags

Would be super cute as holiday hostess gifts! How to make the beaded bottle toppers and free printable wine bottle tags. |

Make your wine shine with DIY beaded bottle stoppers and up your cute quotient with printable holiday wine tags. Perfect for hostess gifts and a perennial favorite at “Dirty Santa”-type gift exchanges, there’s a wine for every price range. But a plain boring bottle? Nope, not for you! Not even during the hectic holiday season. This project is literally so easy you could do it after consuming your own glass (bottle? … Continue reading →

A Case of the Mondays Coloring Book

Hilarious, Snarky adult coloring book by Carla Schauer.

Holy hand cramps, Batman!  My coloring book is finally finished.  I feel a little like Dr. Frankenstein.  “It’s Aliiiiive!”   It’s been a labor of love, and sarcasm, but my A Case of the Mondays adult coloring book is finally ready for purchase.   About A Case of the Mondays There are more coloring books out there telling you to shine and dream than you can shake a colored pencil at.  … Continue reading →

Snarky Little Christmas Gift Tags

Free funny holiday gift tags from Carla Schauer Designs at

You’ve been decking the halls and fighting the crowds, plus the garland you shoved in the back of the crawl space last January is still missing. The wrapping paper is gone, and the kids are bonking each other with the empty tubes.  You need a laugh, and you need it now.  I’ve got you covered with these printable gift tags that say what you really want to.  Snark.  It’s what’s … Continue reading →